it's all fun and games until...

...you find unidentified POOP on the floor!!!!

i mean...what...the...everloving...HELL?! i'm on the computer. minding my own business. i look over. tiny little pile of poop on the floor. i know what you're thinking. "duh...don't you have a dog? dogs poop on the floor all the time". my first though as well. then i realized. i have an 80lb dog. and this is 30lb animal poop, max. i'm no animal expert, but this DEFINITELY did not come out of my dog. too small for kids, too. so...this is the fear i'm left with. we have this groundhog. YES...i said GROUNDHOG!!! he lives under our deck (i'm assuming he's a HE, because what kind of groundhog is a GIRL?!). he doesn't really bother anything, although it freaks me out to know he exists. the last couple days, we've left our dog in the house with the door to the mudroom (where his doggie door is) open. WHAT IF...that stupid groundhog came in here and shit on my floor...and may still be here?! the possibility of this is FREAKING ME THE HELL OUT!!! even a cat. or any other animal. not welcome in my house. NOT OK. so i just did what any other strong, independent woman like myself would do.

i called b and told him to get home IMMEDIATELY to search this house.